Me, Myself, And Perkoff wrote:
> On Mar 27, 5:47 pm, Je�us <power_slid...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
> > Me, Myself, And Perkoff wrote:
> > > On Mar 27, 3:05 am, Taylor <lukebenw...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > >> On Mar 27, 3:19 am, "Me, Myself, And Perkoff" <perk...@gmail.com>
> > >> wrote:
> >
> > >>> On Mar 27, 2:08 am, Taylor <lukebenw...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > >>>> On Mar 27, 3:04 am, "Me, Myself, And Perkoff" <perk...@gmail.com>
> > >>>> wrote:
> > >>>>> I was watching South Park tonight and they had this thing where the
> > >>>>> cat sprayed something on your face and you would have a trip like you
> > >>>>> were on LSD.
> > >>>>> I was searching online for "Cheesing" but I couldn't find anything
> > >>>>> refering to cats.
> > >>>>> Is there another term to search for or does anyone know how to go
> > >>>>> about having an acid like trip from a cat?
> > >>>>> I think it was a male cat and I think the thing he sprayed might have
> > >>>>> been his jizz.
> > >>>>> I don't know for sure they didn't quite explain.
> > >>>>> Thanks for the help to everyone who answers!
> > >>>> If you believe that, then you'll believe a cat sleeping next to a
> > >>>> sleeping baby will steal its breath (the baby's). They should have
> > >>>> explained HOW cats purr.
> > >>> What?
> > >>> I would never put a cat next to anyone a baby or an adult when they
> > >>> were sleeping. Cats scratch, cats are mean. You can trust a dog not
> > >>> to fuck with you when you're sleeping, but if you sleep next to a cat
> > >>> you might wake up missing an eyeball(like me) or all scratched up from
> > >>> the crazy cat.- Hide quoted text -
> > >>> - Show quoted text -
> > >> You're crazy. Cat's NEVER attack unless provoked. A cat won't decide
> > >> one night "gee, I really hate you, I think I'm going to claw your face
> > >> up". And if you can trust a dog, look at WHY Ontario banned owning pit
> > >> bulls. Give me a cat ANY day..... err-- night.
> >
> > > Cats are crazy, a cat will attack unprovoked. Cats are scary. They
> > > are like mini Lions.
> >
> > > Cats don't even like people, they hate them. Cats for the most part
> > > are no good. I think they need a couple 1000 more years to evolve to
> > > be as trustworthy as dogs.
> >
> > Horse-shit. Some people just don't understand cats - and the cats know
> > it when they see it.
> >
> > > They don't call dogs mans best friend for no reason.
> >
> > > Dogs are a manly pet and pussy cats have that name for a reason.
> >
> > I like dogs - but generally they are too damned eager to please, too
> > subservient for my liking. They're like a convenient appliance for those
> > who can't be bothered putting any effort in. You have to earn respect
> > from cats, much like you do with people.
>
> I rather have a nice dog that won't kill you in your sleep. Cats are
> evil and not to be trusted. Cats are all about themselves, a dog will
> protect his owner, a cat will scratch and bite and claw out the eyes
> of it's owner.
>
> Cats are evil, people that trust cats just don't understand that cats
> aren't good. The media and such has made everyone think that cats are
> safe. If you own a cat make sure you lock your door when you are
> sleeping so there is no way the cat will get in and kill you in your
> sleep.
>
> Don't ever fall asleep on the couch or something like that, don't
> accidently doze off while watching some late night TV, if you own a
> cat, man you have to be careful about stuff like that. YOu have no
> worries like that with a dog.
>
> Unless you trained your dog to be evil. You can only make a dog bad,
> cats are bad to start out with.
Even nice cats are evil. They jump into your lap when you're trying to
read the paper. They stick their butts in your face when you're
watching TV. They cough up a nice little surprise for you to step into
at 6 a.m. in the morning. And all that meowing! "Meow! Feed me! Meow!
Clean my litterbox! Meow! I wanna go outside so I can be a whore with
all the other cats! Meow!"
Even the gayest little foo-foo dogs are better.
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