On Mar 27, 4:51 am, Richard Evans <info...@mindspring.com> wrote:
> Taylor <lukebenw...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >On Mar 27, 3:19 am, "Me, Myself, And Perkoff" <perk...@gmail.com>
> >wrote:
> >> On Mar 27, 2:08 am, Taylor <lukebenw...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> >> > On Mar 27, 3:04 am, "Me, Myself, And Perkoff" <perk...@gmail.com>
> >> > wrote:
>
> >> > > I was watching South Park tonight and they had this thing where the
> >> > > cat sprayed something on your face and you would have a trip like you
> >> > > were on LSD.
>
> >> > > I was searching online for "Cheesing" but I couldn't find anything
> >> > > refering to cats.
>
> >> > > Is there another term to search for or does anyone know how to go
> >> > > about having an acid like trip from a cat?
>
> >> > > I think it was a male cat and I think the thing he sprayed might have
> >> > > been his jizz.
>
> >> > > I don't know for sure they didn't quite explain.
>
> >> > > Thanks for the help to everyone who answers!
>
> >> > If you believe that, then you'll believe a cat sleeping next to a
> >> > sleeping baby will steal its breath (the baby's). They should have
> >> > explained HOW cats purr.
>
>
> >> I would never put a cat next to anyone a baby or an adult when they
> >> were sleeping. Cats scratch, cats are mean. You can trust a dog not
> >> to fuck with you when you're sleeping, but if you sleep next to a cat
> >> you might wake up missing an eyeball(like me) or all scratched up from
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> >> - Show quoted text -
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> >You're crazy. Cat's NEVER attack unless provoked. A cat won't decide
> >one night "gee, I really hate you, I think I'm going to claw your face
> >up". And if you can trust a dog, look at WHY Ontario banned owning pit
> >bulls. Give me a cat ANY day..... err-- night.
>
> And cats are smarter than dogs. You'll never see a team of cats
> dragging a sled through the snow.
Yeah cats are evil. But I don't know about smart. Maybe they are
smart they just don't want to obey. I don't understand why anyone
would want a cat.
And did you ever see a male cat with his genitals? I mean when you
think of a cat you think it should be a female and when you see a male
cat it just freaks you out.
Cats are just so womanly it's like seeing a chick with a dick.