Captain Infinity <Infinity@captaininfinity.us> wrote in news:i7lpu31eq8jto820l10nmhu8rcv8uemkg4@4ax.com:
> Once Upon A Time,
> Me, Myself, And Perkoff wrote:
>
>>On Mar 27, 6:07 pm, Captain Infinity <Infin...@captaininfinity.us>
>>wrote:
>>> Once Upon A Time,
>>>
>>> Jeßus wrote:
>>> >You have to earn respect from cats, much like you do with people.
>>>
>>> Oh give me a break, "earn respect". It's a fucking cat, for chrissake.
>>
>>
>>He's correct, if you are not acting the way the cat wants you to act
>>the cat will do something to you. Claw your eye, bite you, hiss at
>>you really meanly. Or maybe try to get you while you're sleeping.
>
> When I was younger, my sister had a cat. It scratched me once.
>
> Once.
>
> I taught it to fly and it was very successful, until it hit the wall.
>
> It never scratched me again.
>
> I didn't earn its respect, I *taught* it respect. "Act the way it wants
> you to act"? Fuck that shit, it's just a goddamned cat.
>
>
> **
> Captain Infinity
>
Yeah, but you're a single digit IQ dumbfuck, and also a really bottom-level (and really retarded) usenet troll, which means your life is
