>>> Once Upon A Time,
>>> Me, Myself, And Perkoff wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Mar 27, 6:07 pm, Captain Infinity <Infin...@captaininfinity.us>
>>>>wrote:
>>>>> Once Upon A Time,
>>>>>
>>>>> Jeßus wrote:
>>>>> >You have to earn respect from cats, much like you do with people.
>>>>>
>>>>> Oh give me a break, "earn respect". It's a fucking cat, for
>>>>> chrissake.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>He's correct, if you are not acting the way the cat wants you to act
>>>>the cat will do something to you. Claw your eye, bite you, hiss at
>>>>you really meanly. Or maybe try to get you while you're sleeping.
>>>
>>> When I was younger, my sister had a cat. It scratched me once.
>>>
>>> Once.
>>>
>>> I taught it to fly and it was very successful, until it hit the
>>> wall.
>>>
>>> It never scratched me again.
>>>
>>> I didn't earn its respect, I *taught* it respect. "Act the way it
>>> wants you to act"? Fuck that shit, it's just a goddamned cat.
>>>
>>>
>>> **
>>> Captain Infinity
>>>
