Subject: Re: Can You Really Get High From A Cat?
Author: Me, Myself, And Perkoff
Date: 28 Mar
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On Mar 27, 6:34 pm, Jeßus <power_slid...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
> Bill Becker wrote:
> > "Jeßus" <power_slid...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
> >news:47EC23F1.3050105@yahoo.co.uk...
> >> Me, Myself, And Perkoff wrote:
> >>> On Mar 27, 3:05 am, Taylor <lukebenw...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >>>> On Mar 27, 3:19 am, "Me, Myself, And Perkoff" <perk...@gmail.com>
> >>>> wrote:
>
> >>>>> On Mar 27, 2:08 am, Taylor <lukebenw...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >>>>>> On Mar 27, 3:04 am, "Me, Myself, And Perkoff" <perk...@gmail.com>
> >>>>>> wrote:
> >>>>>>> I was watching South Park tonight and they had this thing where the
> >>>>>>> cat sprayed something on your face and you would have a trip like you
> >>>>>>> were on LSD.
> >>>>>>> I was searching online for "Cheesing" but I couldn't find anything
> >>>>>>> refering to cats.
> >>>>>>> Is there another term to search for or does anyone know how to go
> >>>>>>> about having an acid like trip from a cat?
> >>>>>>> I think it was a male cat and I think the thing he sprayed might have
> >>>>>>> been his jizz.
> >>>>>>> I don't know for sure they didn't quite explain.
> >>>>>>> Thanks for the help to everyone who answers!
> >>>>>> If you believe that, then you'll believe a cat sleeping next to a
> >>>>>> sleeping baby will steal its breath (the baby's). They should have
> >>>>>> explained HOW cats purr.
> >>>>> What?
> >>>>> I would never put a cat next to anyone a baby or an adult when they
> >>>>> were sleeping. Cats scratch, cats are mean. You can trust a dog not
> >>>>> to fuck with you when you're sleeping, but if you sleep next to a cat
> >>>>> you might wake up missing an eyeball(like me) or all scratched up from
> >>>>> the crazy cat.- Hide quoted text -
> >>>>> - Show quoted text -
> >>>> You're crazy. Cat's NEVER attack unless provoked. A cat won't decide
> >>>> one night "gee, I really hate you, I think I'm going to claw your face
> >>>> up". And if you can trust a dog, look at WHY Ontario banned owning pit
> >>>> bulls. Give me a cat ANY day..... err-- night.
> >>> Cats are crazy, a cat will attack unprovoked. Cats are scary. They
> >>> are like mini Lions.
>
> >>> Cats don't even like people, they hate them. Cats for the most part
> >>> are no good. I think they need a couple 1000 more years to evolve to
> >>> be as trustworthy as dogs.
> >> Horse-shit. Some people just don't understand cats - and the cats know it
> >> when they see it.
>
> >>> They don't call dogs mans best friend for no reason.
>
> >>> Dogs are a manly pet and pussy cats have that name for a reason.
> >> I like dogs - but generally they are too damned eager to please, too
> >> subservient for my liking. They're like a convenient appliance for those
> >> who can't be bothered putting any effort in. You have to earn respect from
> >> cats, much like you do with people.
>
> > IAWTP and I back that up with +50 years experience.
>
> Its always makes me smile when I visit some friends who have owned an
> 'aloof' cat for years. I come along and next thing they notice is that
> this same cat is paying me attention and is much more friendly (to me).
> I guess some people are 'cat people' and others are not...

Like I said before cats are bitches, they relate to bitches. I'm not
saying it's bad to be a bitch, but I'm just saying you prolly got a
bitchy quality about you the cat likes, or maybe the stupid cat just
thinks you're a bitch.

Cats are freaking crazy man.


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