>Captain Infinity <Infinity@captaininfinity.us> wrote in news:i7lpu31eq8jto820l10nmhu8rcv8uemkg4@4ax.com:
>> Once Upon A Time,
>> Me, Myself, And Perkoff wrote:
>>
>>>On Mar 27, 6:07 pm, Captain Infinity <Infin...@captaininfinity.us>
>>>wrote:
>>>> Once Upon A Time,
>>>>
>>>> Jeßus wrote:
>>>> >You have to earn respect from cats, much like you do with people.
>>>>
>>>> Oh give me a break, "earn respect". It's a fucking cat, for chrissake.
>>>
>>>
>>>He's correct, if you are not acting the way the cat wants you to act
>>>the cat will do something to you. Claw your eye, bite you, hiss at
>>>you really meanly. Or maybe try to get you while you're sleeping.
>>
>> When I was younger, my sister had a cat. It scratched me once.
>>
>> Once.
>>
>> I taught it to fly and it was very successful, until it hit the wall.
>>
>> It never scratched me again.
>>
>> I didn't earn its respect, I *taught* it respect. "Act the way it wants
>> you to act"? Fuck that shit, it's just a goddamned cat.
>>
>>
>> **
>> Captain Infinity
>>
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